Ravenclaw Mystery Mad-Lib

It's mad lib time!!

1. climb
2. 32
3. elbow
4. clever thoughts
5. shoehorn
6. boils
7. toenail
8. clown
9. iocane powder
10. YOU WILL AWAKE TOMORROW MORNING WITH ALL THE ELASTIC MISSING FROM YOUR UNDERWEAR
11. bra
12. kicked
13. amnesia
14. lemur
15. mango
16. CARPE DIEM
17. knee
18. magical leopluridon
19. garlic
20. nosehairs
21. cuddling
22. WANNAWANNAJUNGDA!
23. dead sea tupperware
24. backside
25. yarn

I can't wait to see how this story shapes up...